Obama Being Absurd

Ok, I know McCain ain't all that but lets be reasonable here. I think both sides the political spectrum suck so I'm allowed to criticize Obama.

He said they "helped to engineer the distraction of the war in Iraq at a time when we could have pinned down the people who actually committed 9-11." He said Osama bin Laden is still at large in part because of their failed strategies.

Sure Bush hasn't got Bin Laden but Clinton is really the one to blame for his freedom and his rise. Clinton had him in his sites and didn't give the go ahead.

Note to the truthers: Obama points out here that Bin Laden and al Qaeda were responsible. Now fuck off!

Can You Hear The Fish Cry? Can You?

I know its not good for the environment, I know all the old stories. In fact I'm a paying member of the Sierra Club and GreenPeace. BUT! I also do not want to actively fuck America's poor who can barely afford to drive to their already fucking lousy jobs because people with the time, money and energy don't care about them. I also don't want to fund the despots that fund the killing of American (and Israeli) teenagers in uniform.

Senator John McCain called yesterday for an end to the federal ban on offshore oil drilling, offering an aggressive response to high gasoline prices and immediately drawing the ire of environmental groups that the presumptive Republican presidential nominee has courted for months.

Like everything, this is good for some and bad for others. We gotta deal sometimes.

Model Wars

Anthony Weiner is working on a bill that is trying to set aside American visa's specifically for models. This is the guy dating Huma Abedin. You know, the hottie that hangs with Hilary Clinton (I smell a Playboy offer).
This has pissed off some of the local talent:

"Forget trying to bring in new meat," ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson told the Daily News. "Let's divvy it up between the Americans on American soil, please."

I say they fight it out. And televise it! Please!

Bush And The Pope

Is this journalism? Fucking Reuters.

As birds chirped, the two entered a restored medieval tower and held 30 minutes of private talks.

Bush asked: "How big is it?" A Vatican aide responded: "Not quite as big as Texas." Bush then said: "Yes but more important ... this is spectacular."

Thats what she said