they put it in your blood

greetings from your new contributor -- the ultimate hired-gun to act as your very own care-free conscience... yes!

now, what must be addressed is this: there is a hugely insidious force at work as we enter these dangerous times. and without our greatest christmas gift since jesus christ -- and i obviously am making reference to rod serling (b. december 25, 1924 -  d. june 28, 1975), otherwise known (to me) as the second coming of christ -- we have no method or meter of truly gauging these disarming phenomena. but in the name of our reincarnated lord and savior rod serling, i shall alert the masses henceforth: you're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. you've just crossed over into the no spin zone...

witness, if you will, a man of utter conviction. in his brutal demeanor, he defends patriotically all his cherished national institutions, enabling the stranger supernatural qualities of things absurd. thank you, mr. o'reilly, for without you we might lose to extinction terrific franchises as evidenced here:

... this bitch is motherfucking everywhere on everthing. and to my mothafuckin chagrin, nobody is doing anything about it. bitch is on not only television disseminating her otherwise faggoty-ass bullshit, but also packs of yogurt, cereal, vaginal condoms, and board-games. she didn't make that despicable yogurt, but she (with her cherubic mug plastered about) is telling everyone to buy the wares of her franchise empire. what is ultimately engraved upon the collective consumer consciousness is far more damaging than the so-called collapse of the family unit attributed to homosexual couples. this is the true enemy enveloping the citizenry, perpetrated by a dark, masonic order that includes, but is not limited to: ronald mcdonald, the rockefeller family, the white actor who portrays jesus in paintings, the headless body of spyro agnew, evil ash from army of darkness, and bill o'reilly. the act of purchasing such a yogurt only perpetuates the oil market's monopoly over the citizenry's manacles, as this is not a localized product. additionally, it seems to perpetuate the growing, insipid, however popular idiocracy. which to combat the shortly incubated "dumb" contagion, we must fucking rise up and demand more wholesome board-games like my old childhood favorite:

... yes! let's take back the nation.